12 Things Sportsattitudes Knows You’ll See At Super Bowl XLVIII

Russell Wilson will at some point run backward.

Peyton Manning will at some point throw forward.

Knowshon Moreno will rip off a run just as beastly as Marshawn Lynch…but only Lynch will be called a beast.

Marshawn Lynch will be discussed as someone who doesn’t like to talk.

Marshawn Lynch and Skittles will be discussed…together.

Fox’s Erin Andrews will interview Richard Sherman.  Fox’s Pam Oliver will interview her own hair.

Eric Decker and Julius Thomas will each drop one pass each should have caught.

You will see the Manning family while Fox’s Joe Buck and Troy Aikman openly ponder Peyton’s retirement plan.

You will see Commissioner Roger Goodell while you openly pray for his retirement. He will be sitting outside bravely facing the elements.

Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers will look out of their element.

You will see many robots and cartoon characters…the game is after all being televised by Fox. You will easily mistake Fox’s pre and post-game analysts for cartoon characters as well.

Fox will promote “The Following” so many times you’ll seriously consider becoming a serial killer yourself.

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11 Responses to 12 Things Sportsattitudes Knows You’ll See At Super Bowl XLVIII

  1. Is it me but was that Deion Sanders proving that the press with regard to on air television talent , need not worry after his self absorbed and idiotic interview with the Seahawks’ Marshawn Lynch ? I am sorry , but why does Sanders have a gig with the NFL Network ? And if the NFL wasn’t embarrassed by the idiotic repartee that took place between the Hall of Fame defensive player and fellow inductee Jerry Rice . There’s no hope for the league , if it has to sink to that sort of gimmickry to hype up an absolutely meaningless contest such as the asinine Pro Bowl .

    Dropped this on the still flailing Dallas Cowboys and their recent hire of Scott Linehan . The Cowboys have now become like a federal governmental agency , , “top heavy” with bureaucratic idiocy (in this case , way too many coaching assistants) ! Jerry Jones remains simply delusional with grandiose ideas well above his social and intellectual standing .

    Click on link to view and to leave a comment , as you see fit .

    http://tophatal.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/a-fascinating-look-at-stupidity-or-as-i-would-like-to-say-another-day-another-idiotic-decision-by-jerry-jones-of-the-dallas-cowboys/

    tophatal ………………

  2. Russell Wilson will be making his fifth career postseason start , whereas Peyton Manning will be making his twenty-third . Seems somewhat unfair , don’t you think ?

    • Wilson is so young, Manning so experienced. Yet, as we all know in one game anything can happen. One stat I saw that amazed me Al…Wilson has only had six batted down passes this season. So much for a 5:10 height being a “big” issue.

  3. Longworth72 says:

    I’ll be checking these off, except for the Bruno Mars thing. I’m not watching that.

  4. This just in , Roger Goodell insists, he will not be stepping down this year , following officially in the footsteps of both Bud Selig and David Stern , both of whom , 2014 will be their final seasons in charge of and presiding over their respective hierarchies .

    :)

    Bruce , can’t Goodell take a simple hint ? Would stepping down be too much to ask of him ?

    tophatal ………….

    • I know there’s always a “be careful what you wish for disclaimer” when looking to get someone out of office…but I couldn’t agree more that I’d love Roger to leave his…’cause I could not imagine disliking his replacement more…whomever.

      • I’d really like to see Goodell in the midst in a field or city somewhere in Afghanistan , searching for unexploded IED’s with nothing more than a stick to abet him in that search ! Just a thought mind you , not really wishful thinking , but on the other hand , why the hell not ?

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